I think I would look so cute in this outfit, and it's perfect for today. Even my hair matches! This is the kind of thing I would put on, and "Twinny "would give me one of her are you crazy looks, but then she'd see the light. All I would need is some of Clarin's fake tan first to get rid of the dullness one gets from not leaving her house all week (it's the only one I recommend). I'm really bummed I'm still sick and can you beweave that I just told one of my bestest friends on the phone...in somber tone, that I could not make it out for dinner and drinks with her tonight because "...my days are numbered." And then of course we dissolved into a fit of giggles that left me coughing and her saying, "jesus christ get a hold of yourself!"I'm droooling over this dress. And the boots and belt. I find the fact that she's standing over a MAN HOLE a little amusing as well, but it's really working for me. It's the perfect outfit for a nice day date with a boy, le sigh. Instead of the adorable little Chanel number of above, I'm currently wearing a wife beater, pj pants and the weave is in a wet pile on my head. The fact that I can't even muster up the energy to throw on some true religions and at the very least a F21 top and go out with the girls is pretty depressing, and quite honestly, I'm getting pretty sick of seeing my dogs face, but I have a big meeting on Tuesday and I absolutely canNOT strut in there, no matter how good I look and open my mouth to sound like a horrible post op tranny with a serious Camel addiction. So here I sit.
