Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Don't Mess...

Seems like the collabs will never end! My thoughts on the subject...are not going to be revealed. HA. I'm totes remaining neutral. Something NOT neutral? Louise Goldin Spring 2010 for Topshop. Suck it, Jimmy. This is true badassery. A hint of Louboutin without the price and they scream, "Don't grab my ass unless you want these kicked in your junk, douche." Fashion that protects with spikes and studs on a 5inch heel!? Something I might actually stand in line for! Or refresh my browser over and over for, whatev. I know they aren't for everyone...but as a family, can we all just appreciate these shoes for what they are. Pure, unbeweavable, unapologetic badass. :)





That last pair...I.DIE.
No word on release date or price...thank you to Nitrolicious for the images.

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91 comments:

bananas. said...

SHUT THE FUCK UP (excuse my french love) but those are so US!!! right?!?!

"suck it jimmy"...um yea suck it really hard b/c this just blew his shit out of the water. BLEW IT UP LIKE A BOMB YO!

if you need me, i'll be here gawking at the badassness that is those shoes. sigh...i just died.

Carissa said...

I don't know about the spikes on the back, looks like a mohawk to me! haha. but I do love that white pair with the cluster of silver spikes on the front. all in all though, they are pretty badass! :)

Brunch at Saks said...

Oh I LOVE these! Amazing! Definitely a "badass files" post! Ha!
XOXO

TheBeautyFile said...

C for Crazyass heels.....all I am saying is it's a good thing torn up tights are in style, because can you imagine these badass bitches doing a number on them tights? SHITTTTT!

Sorry, I tend to curse all over your comment box. You bring out the gangsta in me!

InnyVinny said...

HOT DAMN!!!

Rasha @ and this is what she said... said...

holy eff. those are killer (literally) badass in every step! ok too many puns in one post. seriously i die.

ChloƩ said...

oh my gosh! haha those are crazy!! haha so cool! and that is so sweet you are a twin too! woot woot! not being born out of the whee-whoo rocks! :) and i love that you are listening to wilson phillips... "break free from the chains...."

Meaghan said...

they are pretty badass idk if id wear them because id probably injure myself but im sure you can rock them!

Lauren said...

"Don't grab my ass unless you want these kicked in your junk, douche."

Effing love it.

I can think of a couple FFs I'd like to try these out on!

xoxo

.:*aMbAr*:. said...

badassery... my new fave word... and ohhhhhhh eeeeeemmm geeeeeee

I want 'em, I want 'em,I want 'em, I want 'em,I want 'em, I want 'em,I want 'em, I want 'em,I want 'em, I want 'em,... I bet you get the point.

and Jimmy who??? LOL

J-Diggety said...

Holy WHOA! Those are not J-Dig style, but SERIOUS props to any badass babe who rocks 'em!!

xoxo J

E said...

I AM DYING OVER THESE SHOES! WHY do I have to wait for SPRING????

E.K. said...

Wow! The set designer to Beyond the Thunderdome called and he wants his shoes back! Ha! I love 'em.

Style Porn said...

These are panty-creamer shoes. I'm right there with ya.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Dangerous...fab! No molester will approach...POW!!! on you know what!
XO*

L.A. Daze said...

Wow, those are badass! I want a pair! Watch me spike myself though.

brittany said...

AMAZING!!!!! wowowow. and badassery? new fave word.

Living and Loving in L.A. said...

Oh. Em. Gee.
How do you find out about these revolutionary items before anyone else?
Because you are badass.
It's not really my thing to walk around with spikes on my heels, but as soon as they make spiked running shoes, I'm So There.

Melanie's Randomness said...

Those are totally sick & Badass!!! I want a pair. I think I need a pair. hehehe.

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Woah. Those are more a work of art than actual shoe. I would probably kill myself or most defintely someone else if I rocked those bad boys!

Giovanna ♥ said...

The first one is my favorite!
xoxo
Giovanna
www.bohomarket.blogspot.com

Margarita said...

Love those shoes. Very CL for Rodarte, but whatevs, perhaps I'll be able to afford these!

...love Maegan said...

so amazing ...and if you're referring to the cheap Choo line? I hate it. looks too cheap to be as pricey as they're retailing it for. lame sauce. love these.

ema.leigh said...

ooo la la. these would be fun to wear on a man-hater day. I'd totally feel bad-a wearing these.

totally with you on the last ones. DYING OVER HERE.

I need to go shopping.

xoxo

my so called fab kelly said...

dude bitch - you, platano , and Nina needs those. srsly. fucking BAD ASS if i ever saw a shoe. mmhmm

Alicia said...

oh....my.....gosh....words can not describe my emotions right now... i love them. no, i LOOOOOOOOVE them!!! and your quote fits them perfect!! HAHAA!! i love it!! miss you lady! enough of this mia crap! see you in a few!!!

Nina (Femme Rationale) said...

seriously badass but knowing my clumsy self, i'd end up in the emergency room with these. :(

Ams said...

I think S would DIE if he saw me whip out a pair of these!! hahaha
I should SO do it just to get the reaction.
Love them :)

xox D. said...

the last one is really one to die for... they are gorgeous!

Dustjacket Attic said...

You know they look medieval, like some viking womans armour. Watch out guys.
xxx

The Haute-Shopper said...

AWESOME!!! I need these! And you know how we can justify buying all of them??? Not only are they shoes, but they're the ultimate self-defence weapon. Yep,it's something every city gal needs. Wow, that third pair could really make a guy cry if you aim correctly...

I do think Topshop is in a slightly different league collab-wise than H&M though. I totally understand what H&M (and Choo) is doing from a business perspective, but we're not the intended target group, so we're not supposed to love the Choo line anyway. Choo is targeting teens and students who don't buy designer yet in the hopes they'll buy in to the brand and one day eventually buy the real thing because of the positive association they have with the brand. Topshop designers are doing this in support of the British high street. And I prefer the latter... definitely!

Sara said...

WOW WOW WOW!!!! THEY'RE GORGEOUS!!

I swear my jaw just dropped!

janettaylor said...

AWESOME! I love them! ;-)

XoXo

DesBisoux said...

dude...that last pair???..i could actually rock them!!
xxx

Laura Trevey said...

one word... WOW!!!!

brooke said...

W H A T T H E F R E A K?!?! duuuude! these have to be mine...seriously i am dying over the pair in the third photo!!!! i will be holding your hand in line...we will mean mug and beat tricks up to get to them first!!! trample style...

swoon...who needs confusion and number twos when these would be oh so good to us ALWAYS!!!! hahaha...love you woman!

alissa said...

the problem lies in my klutziness - i would manage to impale myself on their beautiful spikes:)

Miss Kriss said...

Umm...I freaking LOVE those shoes. LOVE them. (Kinda like I freaking love your blog redesign!...and of course, kinda like I freaking love you!) xoxo

Couture Carrie said...

So freakin fierce, darling ~ loves them!!

xoxox,
CC

nicole addison said...

omg! AND less expensive. omg. haha ok ok i just... dont even know what to say. i love them. LOVE. and you, ok? lots and lots!

sarah said...

Usually I hate hate hate studs. It's just not my thing, but I NEED these shoes!

Queen Mama said...

Those are hot. But I could NEVER, I repeat NEVER, EVER be able to walk in em. (POUTING). The pain to look beautiful! Those are hot though, lol.

SG said...

I feel like I would do some serious bodily damage to myself if I tried to wear those. Not sure I'm badass enough but I could totes see you rocking them. I will continue to admire the shoe porn from afar.

Couture Cookie said...

I am so getting a pair of those just for decoration! :)

Summer B. said...

WOWZER! Those are rocking! FIERCE, I tell ya.

Marjorie said...

I pretty certain that I need the first pair. Those would give all the old ladies I work with something to gossip about for sure. And I'm pretty sure they would be a valuable asset during Mission Make-A-Baby!

Ela said...

The last 3 ooh!!! TopShop has yet to grace Canada so I'll be oohing and ahhing over these from a distance. That middle pair reminds me of pompom...who knew a spiked pompom would look so hot?
Lizzy bear, this was supposed to be my LA week, just thinking about it bums me the heck out :(

Yamila said...

Hi Doll, i miss you too!!
Wow Honey, VERY COOL SHOES!! My fav: 1Āŗ & 3Āŗ, Gorgeous!!!

I wish you well in your love, work, and every thing.!!
Lovee youuu sooo muchhh!

Kristin said...

OMG, Liz. I rely on you to keep me up on all things BADASS. That last pair of spikey beauties have me drooling. So effing hot. I neeeeeeeeed them!

missy. said...

umm i think i'm in love? badass is right. especially with the right sassy girl attached to those bad boys the world won't know what hit it!

i need these. asap. ok?

love you!

KLaw said...

Yep. Just wet my drawers. No lie. AH MAAAAZING!

Erika said...

"Fashion that protects." Ooh, I so need these. I highly doubt anyone would mess with someone wearing true spike heels! :)

Rose Red said...

Those shoes look very dangerous. I wish there was a topshop here!

janettaylor said...

Hello sweetie,

If U have a mood, look at my newer giveaway!

X♥X♥

Miss Kate said...

holy shit. totally with you on the last pair...i'm dying!

Kirsten said...

Yowza. I can just imagine walking into my stuffy IBank job with those. Man would I cause some looks. Leave it to you to have some fab finds!

Gabbi said...

Wow, gorgeously cool shoes Liz! Swear, I'd probably want to kick anyone who pissed me off if I had 'em... :)

"Julie" said...

these shoes are RIDIC..I need them in my life...but I'd be HIGHLY likely to trip, fall, and have studs impaled in my ass...but I don't care, I'd look fierce doing it right? Totally worth the pain!

Jaime said...

Those are badass- a bit too much for me but they are stunning!

PorkStar said...

Holy shit dude, those are awesome!!!!!! for some S/M, woo hoo, bring it on!

Summer said...

Holy moly!

I need those this week with my bluesyness....keep all you effers away.

Not you...all the others. =)

freeteyme said...

whew! 2 weeks of absence and I feel like I missed on a year of what's happening with you! still trying to catch up girl. I hope all is well with you as I am ;-).

xoxo,
Tey

Amber said...

Now THAT'S what I call BADASS! Love them! And even as UNbadass as I am, I think I could actually pull some of those off!

siovhan said...

i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want. i want.

oh. my. effing. crap. I'M IN LOVE. and now my bank account hates me reading your blog.

"Julie" said...

ps, I'm RUNNING my happy arese to sephora to try out that dry shampoo! thanks for the tip!

Tights Lover said...

I can't even describe how much I love those shoes!!

Michelle said...

Mother effer...I want those so bad. Bottom pair = love.

nookie said...

damn they are amazing!I could kick some serious a**** with this shoes:)):))

RW @ TrueBeauty said...

I love, I die, I want these shoes!!!

lisa said...

Holy crap, these are amazing! I was pretty blasƩ about the Jimmy Choo collab but this one looks incredible.

Melissa said...

Effin' crap! Those shoes are hot!

mommywonderland said...

These shoes make me extremely excited! That means my hubby, if he knew what were good for him) would run out and buy me a pair RIGHT NOW! I would feel bad ass in these bad boys! Oooh so naughty!

drollgirl said...

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those are redonk! SO COOL! you will be a rock star in those! sheezus!

Allison said...

My feet are hurting from today, and I can't even imagine putting my poor feet in heels right now.

Shop N' Chomp said...

Those shoes are so YOU!

LifestyleBohemia said...

These shoes are sick, I love them!
Love the new header on your blog by the way. That photo of you looks stunning!
xx

eQ said...

Oh my! Them shoes are pretty serious!

clarewbrown said...

I want, i REALLY want. I can totally see myself walking around these dark NYC streets late at night being like touch me and DIE and then flask my killer heels!!

Meg said...

I my gosh, I want the ones with the spikes all of the toe!

~KS said...

Those shoes are killer... wow. Unreal. I kinda want a pair...
And I LOVE your new blog header... beyond beautiful!!

Kellie said...

I'm totally loving those 2nd to last ones. I would feel so badass in those I'm sure I would walk w/ such confidence I would probably make people be afraid of me. It would be totally awesome at work. I need more people at work to be afraid of my wrath. :)

Badass bitch!

xoxo

♥Aubrey said...

Now this is STICKIN' IT TO 'EM!!!
Literally said :)-

......R O C K S T A R......

Rachel Follett said...

Wow These are so killer!

Dexter said...

Killer pairs indeed! I bet you'd turn a few heads if you'd wear these shoes. Would you? :)

Hanako66 said...

those are freaking amazing!!!!

wow!

yeah, i wanted to love jimmy, but besides those fierce otk's it just wasn't doing it for me!

now these are special shoes....though dangerous!

i miss you and my eye only has a slight puff today. i need to see you soon!

Slightly Undone said...

OMG I die. I absolutely LOVE these!

OceanDreams said...

WOW those shoes are smokin hott! I love them, but I think I would get an injury from wearing them! Ha ha!

Jill Pilgrim said...

LOVE the last pair! Gorgeous!!!!

Confessionelle said...

Those are fricken crazy, hot shoes!! They scream, "Don't mess with me!!"

anhesty said...

OMG these are soooo fierce! i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yours truly dear said...

somehow i missed this post. these are fabulous!