Oh Dolls...I'm not doing my standard "Trainwreck Tuesday" because really...I am enough of a red hot mess today that I don't feel the need to put anymore negativity out into the universe. Plus, douchie celebrities and weirdos will be here next week-they're not going anywhere.
-I have a scratched cornea. Apparently this is one of the most painful injuries an adult can have. It literally feels like someone is repeatedly stabbing me in the eye with a serrated knife. It's making it very difficult to get any work done, and this blog is probably the last thing I should be doing, but whatever. My blog makes me happy, you make me happy, so the rules can suck it.
-Do Herve or Christian (Louboutin, Dior, who-cares) design eye-patches? I thought maybe I would wake up to an email from Gilt or Hautelook..."Today EYE PATCHES..." not so much.
Here's me with one eye. No pics from today...are you kidding me? 
-QUESTION-Why is it that when one is basically blind and wakes up from a drug induced "nap" at around 9:30 last night still wearing normal clothes and starts looking for a comfy tshirt to pair with her VS sweats (yes, they say PINK on the bum), that all the T-shirts I can seem to find are ex boyfriends? Why did this piss me off so much? I know I'm not a T-shirt kind of girl, but everyone has their T-shirt, tank top, cami drawer...why the hell could my one eye only pick out these particular shirts?! So. Annoying.
-In happier news...I caught the end of the Bachelorette last night, and I think Jillian is adorable! There were some Trainwreck Tuesdays in that group of guys, wow. I really like her though. Shameless plug- have you entered my "As Seen on the Bachelorette Etsy Pendant Giveaway" yet? Ends on Friday!
I started thinking about what would cheer this total pirate of a girl up, and of course-Net-a-Porter. And Christian Louboutin. I NEED THIS BAG. It matches EVERYTHING. It perked me right up! I mean, it looks good out of one eye... :)
I hope you are all having a fabulous, Trainwreck free Tuesday. Lets "look" at the bright side of things today! Well, not me, bright lights make me want to scream in pain, but you know what I mean!
61 comments:
Oh darling I am so sorry about your eye!! Let me know if you would like me to send you a bedazzled eye patch!!
That bag is gorgeous love the little shoe:0)
Oh no! How did you hurt your eye like that!?! That sucks! That bag though is to die for. I wish I had money...
that bag is amazing.
I so hope your eye gets better....how did you manage such an injury?!
I once had that happen when I was in elementary school (sand in eye, obvs) and they put this funky dye in my eye and had me leave with an adhesive patch. My mom made me go back to school...do you know what that does to a child?
I can bedazzle a patch for you my love!
love the london calling post, and that david bowie quote! just kill me now. you are to fab!!! love me some bowie. who doesn't?
hope your eye gets better soon! always sucks when there is a constant acute pain going on. you look fab anyway:)
oh god. you must be so miserable. i hope your eye is better soon! how long does that take to heal?! i am so sorry.
and your one eye is spot on. that bag is rad. if only somebody would buy it for me immediately. or i could buy it if it was 90% off.
patches! we don't need no stinkin' patches!
Oh. But you do.
oh no!! I hope your eye gets better soon. That sucks! =(
Aw, feel better scratched cornea!
And you too lovely.
As a blue collar worker in the municipal service industry, and whom sustains many injuries providing safe, clean drinking water to the masses, let me give you some helpful advice:
folded paper towel and electrical tape can help heal many injuries. It can also be used to make a makeshift eyepatch.
This is called a mandaid.
While not pretty, it is very effective.
You're welcome.
Sorry to hear about your eye, you should totally wear an eye patch! avid Bowie style, start a trend.
Oh, trust me, it looks good out of two eyes, too... AWESOME.
That bag looks fabulous out of these two good eyes!
Sorry about the scratched cornea. My best friend had that happen and it looked like it hurt a lot.
I am sure, if anyone can pull off the pirate look you can.
omg. omg. I LOVE that bag.
Hihi yes, you shouuuuld go to the beach ! :) U most live kinda close to one, right? And yes, indeed fro yo=love
Ohh, that's one nice bag, alright ! Hope ur having a wonderful tuesday
Oh man, so sorry to hear about your eye! How long does that take to heal? I'm glad you're focusing on happy things like that gorgeous bag!
first time commenter.
LOVE your blog.
and i say rock the eyepatch.
a girl as pretty as you can totally pull it off.
Ouch.
I'm sorry about your eye girl.
I do love your comforter though.
Hope your eye is okay :)
hey! thanks for stopping by my blog! so sorry to hear about your eye though! I hope it gets better soon! at least it seems like you could rock a eye patch if you really had to :)
loving the comforter and the bag (so cute! especially the charm!) and I totally agree there were definitely some trainwreck dudes on the bachelorette last night! love jillian and glad to have one of my guilty pleasure reality TV shows back!
feel better!
omg. i hope you get better really really soon.
on the second note, that bag is absolutely incredibly undeniably gorgeous. you should treat yourself to it & wear it everyday! love!
LOL @ Gabby thats the first thing I SAID LOL
sorry luv that your tuesday was trainwrecktified!!
*will get some cookies to send to you*
holy moly! ouch. i am so sorry!! wow. your description alone sounded painful enough, I cant imagine you having to deal with the pain! Feel better, soon...way soon!
awesome bag though!
Aww sweetie... Poor thing, your pretty eye:(
I hope you're feeling better though... BTW - Gosh I love the bag!!! Fabulous!
Miss you girlie:)
xoxo
oh, I'm sorry about your eyes.Honey, you still look good in the pic with one eye. Hope you feel better.
Love the bag very much!
Hanh,
www.life-in-travel.blogspot.com
i'm really sorry about your eyes, dear
hope you get well soon
love your lipstick colour and yeah the bag is gorgeous~
have a great week ahead
xoxo,
fhen
Oh dear...hope your eye gets better soon.
get well soon baby - get two bags for the hell you're going through. and matching shoes. and a fab dress. wait, two since there are two bags. hell, get two pairs of shoes too.
Ouch. That sucks about your eye, but eye patches can be kinda cool too. You could start the trend.
and I do so love that bag. Very cute. Must have.
OUCH!...get better soon darling!
That sexy bag is slurrpppy...
XO*
I'm so sorry. My grandmother had the same problem. I remember how bad off she was from it.
If you get a patch, that's the PERFECT opening line to meet Johnny Depp with!!!! Use this to ur advantage!! :)
Awesome bag too--I really love it! AND the inside lining!
OH my gosh. I hope you can go to a Dr. for that? feel better!
Ouch you poor girl!! I cringed at the thought of you being in so much pain! Hope you get better soon darling!
My sister had a scratched cornea - when our cat was a kitten she had a nightmare and attacked my sisters eye!
Rest up darling! xoxoxox
I hope that your wonderful eye'll be ok! Wish you to feel better!
FM~FP
I can only imagine what a scratched cornea must feel like,and none of what I imagine is good.This is really horrible and I hope that you feel 100% better really soon.Just wear your hair over the one eye like that.It looks really great that way,no need for an eye patch.Although I think you could pull one off,no problem.
Good vibes to you girl,all the way from Africa!
xoxoxoxo
so basically i am bummed for your eye!! however i did some scouting...not much because i was trying to hurry...but here are some sequins and fabAulous feather eye patches from etsy AND they are being petaled by some pretty amazing burlesque type babes...so that fact alone should encourage you to buy one right away...
get well soon love...
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24019354&ref=sr_gallery_7&&ga_search_query=eye+patch&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=5&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23780691&ref=sr_gallery_21&&ga_search_query=eye+patch&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=5&includes[]=tags&includes[]=title
Congrats, lady!!! You won my giveaway :-)
That is an awesome bag. And scratched cornea? Gawd that sounds awful!!! Hope you feel better soon!!
I'm so sorry about your cornea, darling! Hope you heel really fast.
And yes Deb Divorcee was a fun diversion :)
xoxox,
CC
i loooooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeee that bag! you would wear it so well. go for it. get better!!
mmmm, that bag looks buttery soft
Ughhhhhh. My Mom did that to both her eyes taking out her contacts one time. I know how crazy miserable you must be. Good news is she felt much better in 48 hours. Hang in there. And that bag is fabulous!
I'm so sorry for your eye, I've had something similar and I know how it hurts, try to avoid pc or tv and relax your eye..so get well soon!!
that bag is more than gorgeous :))
Lovely!
What a cute bag... especially with the little "shoe" hanger!!!
Oh my! Poor thing:* I'm so sorry for your eye, hon:*** Hope u'll feel better soon:*
You look so beautiful on that picture..love your lips and that colour:)
hope your day gets better! but the beautiful red lining in the christian louboutin purse is certainly enough to cheer anyone up!!
xox
Oh gorgeous, I'm sorry to know that you're feeling bad of your eye.
Hope you'll feel better now and well soon.
Great bag!
Luv
xoxo
ah... hope you are okay. that CL tote is to die for.
OMG. i hope you feel better. whats up with the eye problems! i am fucking dying for that bag for the price is like no thanks...maybe when its on sale! im gonna email you! xoox
hey hotness. hope you are all better by now!
very cute bag! :)
hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy gorgeous! haha that was a long hey :P
i hope your eye gets better!!!!!! sending out positive vibes! i hope ur okay. it sounds really painful.
MWA
xxxx
sydneygirl
I really wish you get better soon. btw love the bags!
hello liz!! thank you oh so much for your so very sweet compliments on my blog! you are welcome over anytime! :)
i am so sorry to click over to find out more about you on your bloggity and see that you are experiencing the most painful of days! :( i don't know the expected heal time...but i hope its oh so very soon!!!
Ohhh, darling I'm so sorry about your scratched cornea. I hope that it heals quickly, it sounds awful!
That bag is gorgeousss though. Unbelievably gorgeous. Now I have something else to lust over.
Feel better asap, darling.
omg i hope your eye feels better!! i used to get corneal ulcers, so i absolutely feel your pain! they're freaking horrible!! seriously, the no eye make up is traumatic, but worth it, you'll heal much faster without little mascara pieces climbing onto your eyeball throughout the day!!
thank you so much for stopping by my blog and commenting! i look forward to reading them!
feel better! xoxo
"total pirate of a girl"
Babe, you crack me up! But seriously, how is it that you still manage to look gorgeous!!!
Feel better sweets. xxx
So sorry about the injury! Can I ask... how on earth did it happen??
oh my god, Elizabeth!!! I'm so sorry to read about your eye--I'm sure it will heal soon though...you poor thing :-(
ouch!! glad you are better now. I had that two years ago and was in sooo much agony!
oHHHHH MY goodnessss! Are you feeling better yet?? Soooo sorry to hear about your eye! That sounds horrifically painful!!! We wish you a speeeeeeeeedy recovery pronto!!! You know on a side note we always kinda loved Left-Eye's patch from TLC...she always looked so bad-ass rocking it =)
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